HEARING that the Birds in an aviary1 were ill， a Cat went to them
and said that he was a physician， and would cure them if they would
let him in.
"To what school of medicine do you belong?" asked the Birds.
"I am a Miaulopathist，" said the Cat.
"Did you ever practise Gohomoeopathy?" the Birds inquired， winking2
The Cat took the hint and his leave.