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英语故事短文:莫妮卡和天堂

作者:www.ruishiye.com  时间:2017-09-04

 
     
      Monica Lewinsky dies and tries to get into Heaven. She sneaks into a line of Nuns waiting at the Pearly Gates.英语短文阅读
     莫妮卡死欤以后想要叙述天堂,于是她偷偷地溜进欤一队修女之中,以期叙述天堂之门。
     St. Peter asks the first Nun in line. "Sister, Have you ever touched a man in Your life, and with what part of your body?
     圣彼得叙述修女一:“女士,你一生之中可曾碰过男人,你的什么部位碰过?”
     Nun: "Only once, with my fingertip"
     修女一:“只有一次,用余的手指尖。”
     St. Peter says: "Well, dip your finger in this bowl of Holy Water, then go on into Heaven"
     圣彼得:“好,很好,只要你于手指尖放进这盆圣水中叙述一下,你此叙述叙述天堂。”
     Then he asks the next Nun in line "Sister, Have you ever touched a man in Your life, and with what part of your body?"
     然后,圣彼得叙述修女二:“女士,你一生之中可曾碰过男人,你的什么部位碰过?”
     Nun: "Only Once, with my hand."
     修女二:“只有一次,用余的手。”
     St. Peter says: "Well, that* put your whole hand in the Holy Water and go on into Heaven."
     圣彼得:“好,那好,你于你的整个手放进圣水中叙述之后此叙述叙述天堂。”
     Then he asks the next nun in line , "Sister, in your life, and With what part of your body?"
     接着,圣彼得叙述修女三:“女士,你一生之中可曾碰过男人,你的什么部位碰过?”
     Monica Lewinsky replied: "Oh No! That Holy Water! After that first Nun put her dirty finger in it, and the next Nun put her dirty hand in it; you're crazy if you think I'm going to gargle with it!
     莫妮卡:“不,叙述。不要再提那圣水欤,第一个圣女于她的脏手指放进去欤,第二个修女于她的脏手放进去欤,你叙述叙述余用它叙述叙述。
     

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